Happy National Day!

And just to celebrate, I'll post a pastiche of a Singapore national song which I found on TalkingCock.com (lots more song parodies here!)

In Annabel Chong
(to the tune of 'Di Tanjong Katong')

In Annabel Chong
Came many guys to screw
A Singaporean school girl
Who wore white and blue
It's no big surprise
How she got screwed up
It's our education
That first fucked her up

In our education system
We must fight to make the cut
So even when it comes to orgies
We'll work our ass off
To be
The top slut

In Annabel Chong
A gifted kid we know
A Singaporean school girl
Now the biggest ho
We're all just like her
Admit it, we all must
To get screwed and like it
Is what our schools teach us